Do you ever find recent pictures of the “pretty girls” from your high school class and laugh because they’re ugly and overweight now? I just did. I know I shouldn’t, but I happily rejoiced in their misfortune. A huge “thank you” goes out to those girls who made fun of me in high school. And by the way, my 10 year high school reunion is in November. I shall show up there looking fabulously thin and drop-dead gorgeous, and they’ll show up looking rough. I know I’m petty.